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John sends:
Monday, March 06, 2000 10:07 PM
Subject: Photos your Mom won't wanna see!

There is nothing I could write here which could compete with the comic genius displayed inthe photos attached, enjoy. Oh Joy


Phil replies:
Date: Tue, 7 Mar 2000 10:07:13
Subject: RE: Photos your Mom won't wanna see!

Regarding the you_da_man picture, I'd like to clear up any misperceptions. Number one, I like girls. Number two, I got my ding-a-ling from my dad (asian). The end.



Juliette Reacts:
Date: Tue, 7 Mar 2000 10:25:16
Subject: Re: Photos your Mom won't wanna see

I don't think any of us doubt you on either count..... Smooch!


John Horrigan gets to the email and:
Date: Tue, 7 Mar 2000 15:17:09
Subject: RE: Photos your Mom won't wanna see!

Again - I had no part of the "you da man" photo that John MacLeod has circulated. If one looks closely at the photo, one can clearly see my head is super-imposed (via Adobe Photoshop) over Martin Hanley's body.

As I recall, Martin had asked to borrow my shirt for a scene. Also, as the shoot got later in the afternoon, I noticed Johnny Mac and Phil getting frisky with one another. I also overheard a conversation between Martin and John that mentioned "barking like a dog" and "driving my dogsled", etc....More MacLeod monkey business..........


John [macleod] has a reaction of his own:
Date: Tuesday, March 07, 2000 6:01 PM
Subject: RE: Photos your Mom won't wanna see!

I feel the need to clear away all this disinformation; the facts are as follows. Martin was not even there that day, it's obviously Geoff Briggs' body. Phil and I were not getting friskies, it was 'whiskers'; and so what if we had catfood for lunch, it's low in ash. [the cat owners are the only ones who'll get the ash reference] And again it was geoff, not martin, that wanted me NOT to 'park like a dog' and to please stop 'driving my dogsled' [which I naturally assumed to mean his precious Toyota].

As far as the monkey business goes; he was not an endangered species, and we took precautions, so as far as I'm concerned; we throw him a bunch of bananas and call it even. And John Horigan: is this how you keep track of FACTS? No wonder they have you lecturing about UFOs {sorry John, I couldn't resist} Oh the humanity...

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Fearing 'bad comedy sophomoric backlash' John M. directed his pitiful reply only to John Horrigan, up to that point most of the discussion was directed to the whole group. The director laughed at it so it is included here:


John [MacLeod] retort
Date: Tue, 7 Mar 2000 19:32:53
Subject: RE: Photos your Mom won't wanna see!

I gizzed on a photo of monica's dress, does that count? Has comedy sunk so low?


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