Random info: likes football and popcorn

Age: politely called "30's"

Height: 6 feet soaking wet

Weight: "is that all you care about?, Isn't it enough that I cook, clean, and slave for you?"

Additional garbage:

Geoff's the president of Productive Media, a video, audio, and internet content production company with a real toll-free number! (888) 207-9648

He's also a brown belt in karate! And plays guitar! And sings! Can't dance at all, though.