Position: Herr Direktor
Age: 39 (now 46 - 9/14/08)
Shoe size: 12
IQ: High enough to program a VCR
Teeth fillings: mostly the back ones
Deodorant: Ban speed stick
Shave: Gilliett electric razor
Identifying remarks:
"Never put a live toad in yer mouth...IT TASTES TERRIBLE!"