(Dr. Smith) "Never fear! Smith is here!"
(Marvin the Martian) "The Earth? Oh, the earth will be gone is just a few seconds"
"Oh, I'm going to blow it up! It obstructs my view of Venus!"

Verse 1:

Hey give a listen, I got a place to go.
It ain't too far to travel, a place I think you know!
It has to be seen, the chicks are all green
They don't breath air, and they've got very big hair.

(Marvin the Martian) "Where's the ka-boom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KA-BOOM!"

Chorus

We're going to a party on mars! It's a place way up in the stars!
We're going to a party on mars, and it's gonna be..very bizzarre!
You'll have to disrobe, so bring your own probe,
You'll be an abduction, for mass reproduction.

(War of the Worlds announcer) "Everybody! Listen carefully! The martians are coming this way! We must evacuate the city!

Bridge

Take me to your leader! I've got a space helmet!
Bring your raygun! And Fred Schneider! (singer from the B-52's)

(Arnold) "I'm not interested in Saturn, I said Mars."
(Tourist Guide)"Why go to Mars as a tourist when you can go as a playboy?"
(Carl Sagan) "We landed on the dull places on Mars."
(Dr. Smith) "Silence! You ninny!"

Verse 2

They're really not that clever, their IQ equals squat!
'Cause they crash their flying saucers, into earth a really lot!
It's a real big shabang, they snort powdered Tang.
They're all extraterrestrial and completely incestual!

(Marvin the Martian) "Oh dear, now I shall have to create more Martians!"

Chorus

We're going to a party on mars! It's a place way up in the stars!
We're going to a party on mars, and it's gonna be..very bizzarre!
There's little green men, who spit glowing phlegm.
E.T. is there in his space underwear.

(Marvin the Martian) "I claim this planet in the name of Mars! Mmmm..Isn't that lovely? Hmm?"
(Dr. Smith) "No one has ever escaped this hostile planet! NOO!! (dear)"