You got morning breath and you never flush.
You got stringy hair that you never brush.
I sure love it when you go 'n flatulate.
Well if I kissed you I'd just regurgitate.

Chorus 1

You bitch and whine,
you're drunk all the time,
YOU'RE NOT ALOT!
You're chest is flat,
You got handles of fat,
BUT YOU'RE ALL I GOT!

Ah-uh-oh-uh-oh! (repeat)

Chorus 2

Nyyaaah, you're hard to please,
you've got a disease,
YOU'RE NOT ALOT!
You drool and snore,
your face I ignore,
BUT YOU'RE ALL I GOT!

Bridge

Why do we go on? Why do we even like each other?
Why do we even care? Could it be just for the sex?

Z: Well you only want me for my body
Biks: Yea? so?
Z: Well no more 'nookie' from now on.
Biks: Hey, if I could only be so lucky!
Z: Oh, by the way, you left the toilet seat up again.
Biks: Hey the dogs gotta drink too!
Z: God, I don't know why I bother even going out with you!
Biks: Well I don't know why I bother going out with YOU!
Z: Maybe 'cause nobody else will!
Biks: Hey, Lots of women want to go out with me!
Z: Yea? How many on two legs?
Biks: Hey, I know some women who would DIE to go out with a guy like me!
Z: Well I don't blame them..I'd probably want to kill myself too!

Verse 2

I sure love it when you get P.M.S.,
I'm gonna make you wait until I say "yes".
You've got big blue veins on your hairy thighs,
well your private parts are sure economy size!

Chorus 3

Yea? You're homely and dumb,
Oh your friends are all scum!
YOU'RE NOT ALOT!
You got zits on your back,
You're a sex maniac,
BUT YOU'RE ALL I GOT!

You're all I got! (repeat)
It's not alot! But you're all I got!

Biks: Aahh..so how about Niagara Falls?
Z: Yea, that sounds like a good place for the honeymoon!