Bake a Calico, with some sourdough.
Boil a Tabby, that's nice and flabby.
Fry an Abysinnian, in our opinion.
Wok a Siamese, with some chinese.

Here kitty, here kitty...(etc.)

Chorus:

We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats!
They're really great to chew!
We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats!
Won't you have one too?

Verse 2

Russian Blue, makes fabulous stew.
Persian Gray, makes tasty soufflé.
The best part of a Rex, is just their necks!
Turkish Bobtail, goes great with a cocktail.

Here kitty, here kitty, nice kitty..(etc.)

Chorus

We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats!
They're really great to chew!
We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats! We eat kitty cats!
Perhaps a fishhead too?

Bridge

Morris was a finicky cat, him and his food were eaten like that.
The Cat in the Hat and Sam I am, were eaten with green eggs and ham!
I think we saw a 'puddy tat', we want one now that's nice and fat.
We've been licking our chops for a cat called 'Socks', we'll even eat the litter box!

Verse 3

Chew on a Manx, with beans and franks.
Grilled Angora, we'd love to have more'a.
A road killed Osicat, tastes just like a welcome mat!
Roasted Maine Coon, could feed a whole room.

Here kitty, here kitty (etc. etc.)

Repeat Chorus [until you bust a vein in your head]